This one cracks me up ;)

"My biggest fear is that when I die my husband will sell all my needlepoint supplies for what I told him they cost".

I put a star key ring on this one since I think it's a star phrase!

A few other new ones:

SOLD

(I'm going to post them on ETSY tonight. If you are interested, send me a message and I'll put it aside. $30 each)